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A votive amulet dedicated to the worship of a forgotten goddess. It has "Protect your brothers and sisters" engraved around its edge. Well, that's goddesses for you, I guess. Always pampering spoilt brats. And what if we haven't got a brother or a sister? What are we supposed to do then, huh?
A young Craette named Colette lost her head in Eltneg Wood. The poor girl stepped in the way of Brouce Boulgoure's hatchet which he threw thinking she was a giant fern. Lucky she didn't live, she would have died if she'd found out she looked like a giant fern.
Allister used to hide his secret forceps in these boots. Rumour has it he used them to offer a helping hand when any of his Gobballs ever had trapped wind. He kept it for many years, and word on the street is that when he became King he used it on himself after the great feasts held in the Castle of Amakna!
Take a Dora, cover it in Gobball Slobber and Iop sweat, let it stew for a couple of weeks and you'll get an idea of the intoxicating effects of the Mush Ombrero. Try to stay away from heavy machinery while you wear it. In fact, stay away from anything that's heavy.