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When a certain Captain Chafer met the Bworker for the first time, he took the liberty of saying 'Wow, is that your backside or is it your face?' Nobody has seen the good Captain, or his famous moulded underwear, since. This amulet was created in his memory.
These knives were once used to remove the fungus that infested the feet of adventurers. Removing the fungus actually means removing both feet, just below the knees.
Buck Anear loved hugs and manly handshakes and sometimes both at the same time. Unfortunately for those he loved, he regularly forgot that he was armed with a huge, rusty hook. By dint of scratching, stinging, pinching, cutting or poking out the eyes of his family, he inherited the following nicknames: "Joshua Lackhand", "Hooky Hooky Hookface" or often just simply "Hook Off".
A young Craette named Colette lost her head in Eltneg Wood. The poor girl stepped in the way of Brouce Boulgoure's hatchet which he threw thinking she was a giant fern. Lucky she didn't live, she would have died if she'd found out she looked like a giant fern.
Take a Dora, cover it in Gobball Slobber and Iop sweat, let it stew for a couple of weeks and you'll get an idea of the intoxicating effects of the Mush Ombrero. Try to stay away from heavy machinery while you wear it. In fact, stay away from anything that's heavy.
If there wasn't so much mould on this rag, it would make a great tablecloth. Not to worry, you can always dry the dishes with it when your guests aren't watching.