Zatoishwan Double Experience Compensation
2012-02-10 18:33

Yes, that's right, from 00:01 AM Sunday morning (Feb 12) until 9:00 AM Monday morning (Feb 13), Zato will be brutally forced to dance to Ankama's sinister tune by enduring an experience bonus that has undoubtedly been painstakingly calculated to conflict with the schedules of every single person who missed out on the first double experience bonus due to Ankama's stunning incompetence and all-pervasive evilness.
And even though Ankama will SAY that they are apologizing to the players for the hassle and inconvenience, DO NOT BELIEVE THEM. They are just trying to trick you into thinking that they like you, when they're really going to harvest your eyeballs for organ-selling schemes as soon as you let your guard down. If they actually cared about their players, they would have made everyone on Zatoishwan level 200 with Armored Dragoturkey mounts and opened a special dungeon with nothing but boss monsters that doesn't require any keys to run the INSTANT that the double experience was turned off, not waiting around for this stupid thing over a month later! But they won't, so they don't, and make sure you tell them that you're not fooled.
Good luck surviving this weekend, Zatoishwan. You're going to need it!
(Oh yeah, and bring back 1.29)
This is hilarious, bring back 1.29!
And already 8 hours into the event! ....And I missed said eight hours... and now have bed to boot! Grr!