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Corrupt a Wish

By suuf May 21, 2010, 10:30:22

Inspired by Zarnal-Ahknal's thread with the stupid questions.
We used to make a lot of these weird threads, I thought this forum had to stay on-topic to Dofus related content, but I guess its alright since there isn't a chatterbox forum. o.O
Here's how it goes;

[One person wishes for something and the next person grants it and corrupts it, then they make a wish. Example:]

1st person: I wish I had a billion dollars.

2nd person: Wish granted, too bad its made of monopoly paper.

I wish ...

Simple eh? Go wild! xD

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I wish for all the currency in the world except Australia's to deflate rendering Australia the wealthiest nation.

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[OOC] I think the previous threads were removed because they were not Dofus-related content... like, no one would say "would wish for 1 billion Kama", etc.

Alright, so: I wish for this thread to remain with Dofus-related material in this thread. tongue

-Cato

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Granted, but the mod delete this thread for the fun of it.

I wish for my Osa to be level 20.

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OOC: I wasn't too sure, there are still threads here that are not dofus-related still alive and i dont think this thread is that much of a threat, in the sense that its not Dofus-related, but it also doesn't redirect to any other website. Its just a harmless bit of fun.
And that was just an example, it didn't need to be realistic, we're in-game, no one needs to be realistic.
If the mods really don't want this thread here then by all means, delete it.
No offence Cato, please don't post in this thread again.

Wish granted, your Osa is level 20, on the heroic server. Unfortunately while running the last room of field dungeon, your friend didn't join after you started the fight and your Osa died.

I wish I had enough kamas to scroll all my eni's stats to 101.

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Granted but the scrolls price keeps getting higher every time you get the required karmas to buy it.

I wish that I never lost my old account.

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Granted, (however) your current account rollback to when you lost your old account. :|

I wish to be able too be acknowledged to be permitted to post in here again. :unsure:

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Granted, you can never post on these forums again

I wish Zatowashin could stop being empty.

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Wish granted, all the server's crashed indefinately except for Zatowashin. People are so excited, they've even lined up outside your door with pitchforks and torches. You should go greet them, its rude to keep guests waiting.

I wish I had access to all the music in the world free of charge at a few taps and clicks of my mouse.

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suuf|2010-05-21 13:41:00
I wish I had access to all the music in the world free of charge at a few taps and clicks of my mouse.

granted, but then I would just destroy your mouse

I wish for a cawwot dofsu
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wish granted however it gives 6+ wisdom then there was a roll-back and you lost it.

i wish i had a soft oak as a pet

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Granted, however a Lumberjack confused it for a tree... (You know the rest.)

I wish Ankama bought Imps' Village for real this time. tongue

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Granted, Imps' Village has offically bought Ankama. Now prepare for chaos.

I wish for the level cap to increase to 250.

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granted but at level 250 all your spells go back to lvl 1

i wish i was the best sram in zatoishwan

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Granted, but then I mived my Sram onto Zato and pwned you biggrin

I wish for the rest emote

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Granted, you get the rest emote but it sends your health and energy to zero.

I wish that bots never existed.

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Granted, so 'Stobs' were born.

I wish for apiece of cheese

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Granted but its mouldy.

I wish for a 13th class.

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Granted, but it was over powered with it's Shape shifting ability, and if were nerfed - would be as useful as a pre-level 100 Feca in PvP.

I wish Tormentor weapons were half as useful as Bandit weapons...

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Granted, but bamdit weapons were only half as useful as my eni, so it was a fail biggrin

I wish I could wear full terrdala allready ;O

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Granted, the terrdala set was remove along with other pandala sets.

I wish for a 5-days subscription trial

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