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Corrupt a Wish

By suuf#8246 May 21, 2010, 10:30:22
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Granted, the stats are removed and so it becomes a piece of decoration.

I wish that ankion would go back to using male avatars instead of female avatars.

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granted, but all the male avatars have a sex change

I wish that the next statement is false and that the previous one is true without causing a paradox

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Your wish is granted, no paradox.. A black hole appears and gobbles down the whole universe.

Black Hole: Omnomnomnom planet Earth.

I wish I started watching this darn movie from the start, cause I have no idea what's it about.

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Granted, it show you. Live. And it shall show everything you do. And you can't remove it.

I wish that there were portals that lead to alternate universes.

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granted, you enter one and you can't come back

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted

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Granted, your wish isn't corrupted.

*shoots it with a high-tech laser gun*

It evaporated.

I wish for Alejandro, Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro! Ale-Alejandro!

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Granted. A guy named Alejandro shows up at your house, and he works for the IRS. You lose your home and all of your possessions. Also, he's unatractive and has a dry, boring personality.

I wish for this wish to never be granted.

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Granted, your wish is never granted. Ever.
And none of your wishes are, I repeat, ever.

That's for making Alejandro unattractive and boring. Phooey.

Now, I wish for a tasty, delicious piece of chocolate cake.

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Granted, then it becomes not tasty and not delicious, and it turns into cheesecake.

I wish for anything.

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granted, you get a double of yourself, it kills you and lives your life

I wish for broccoli that tastes of chocolate

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Granted, there was only one. And I just ate it.

I wish that I wasn't a bit stupid.

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granted, but its a special az'tech with 1/1 durability

I wish for ankion to change his avatar

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Granted, he changes to a Male Enutrof and decides to keep it for the rest of his life.

I wish for a Death Note.

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Granted, but you accidently wrote your own name in it.

I wish for a fish that does the dishes

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granted, but one of your dishes had poison on it an it dies (the fish, not the dish)

I wish for my wish to not be granted

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Granted, your next wish will not be granted (It wasn't specified which wish it would be tongue)

I wish for a delicious sandwhich that cannot come alive that does not contain laxatives, is not poisoned, ignitable, spoiled, explodable, or ruined in anyway that would become highly venomous should the wish-granter consume it.

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granted, the sandwich eats itself so you don't have it

I wish for this wish to be granted (so, Scientiavore, what can you do?

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Granted, but you commit suicide because you are so sad you didnt wish for something usefull

Btw im new to this topic

I wish for a reply to my post

Edit: If one of you guys replies its already corrupt...(fail)

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Granted, it... explodes! ohmy

By the way how does it get corrupted when someone replies? It gets granted when someone replies but not corrupted until I corrupted it.

I wish for a something that won't kill me, or destroy the earth, or make me suffer for ever in eternal pain, or eat itself, or eat the neighbors, or howl at the moon all night, or explode in my face, or get taken away, or give me a bug bite, or kill me and live my life, or write my name on Death Note, or make me commit suicide, or... I got nothing more.

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Granted, you get a ball that explodes in your anus.

I wish for a reply that does not do something i may in any way whatsoever mislike biggrin

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