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Corrupt a Wish

By suuf#8246 May 21, 2010, 10:30:22
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granted, you know like everything and some random guy chops your head off

And by the way, a ball that explodes your anus is very painful

I wish for lvl 201

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Granted, but Chuck Norris comes and roundhouses kicks you. Chuck Norris is the only man to achieve level 201. Besides, he doesn't want anybody else to also be level 201, would he?

I wish that I could be a really good liar.

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Granted, you can no longer speak the truth

I wish i could keep being the last poster in this page for over 24 hours

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granted, but i just posted

i wish fo a wish that isn't corrupted

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Granted, your wish to die from falling bombertofus will not be corrupted.

I fish for a wish

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Granted, you fish up a wish. However it's corrupted. The wish: I wish to live.

I wish for lots of lollies.

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Granted, but they are so sticky they keep stuck on your hands and you can NEVAH get em to your mouth

I wish for Nightflame's body as a wall decoration smile

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Granted, but the ghost of me retrieves my body back and uses you as a wall decoration.

I wish for a sword with a huge blade.

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Granted. You know have a blade to large to wield.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Granted, but it was your own death.

I wish I had ninjutsu powers.

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Granted, but you got killed by a real ninja.

I wish for a fish.

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Granted, but it morphs into a squirrel.

I wish for a large pile of raw hamburgers and a catapult.

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Granted, but it can only hit one target. YOU!

I wish for a katana.

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granted, you get a katana, but it's corrupted

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Granted, you get nothing

I wish for infinity, uncorruptable, undestroyable wishes.

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Granted, but you die before you get to use any of them.

I wish for a cookiemonster!

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Granted, but the cookie monster mistakes you for a cookie and devours you.

I wish that Chuck Norris was my dad!

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Granted, every time you do something bad, your punishment is a roundhouse kick to the face.

I wish that Chuck Norris was God.

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Granted, but God would be Chuck Norris and he would kill the new god.

I wish people would stop talking about fkin Chuck Norris...

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granted,but hes soo cool

i wish P.T.D. dies

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