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Corrupt a Wish

By suuf May 21, 2010, 10:30:22
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Granted but you're above 200.

I wish I was a princess.

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(so what? I still get my Dopple XD)

Granted, but you're a hideous princess with boils and HARIY ARMS!! EWWW!!! tongue

I wish I had a corruptable, yet incorruptible wish.

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The wish was corrupted.

I wish I have a jar full of jelly beans!

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Granted, it's full of Harry Potter flavors (earwax, dirt, snot, earthworm, and boiled toad)

I wish this thread would never get closed.

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Granted, but the servers hosting the website explode.

I wish I had the motivation to actually level my professions...

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Granted, your character instantly dies if it gains more than 1 level combined with your existing professions

I wish DC Universe Online didn't seem so boring anymore

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Granted, but everyone else quits leaving you alone.

I wish... I had a better imagination.

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(no more heroes bugging the piss out of me then tongue)

Granted, your imagination costs you your job and it's too poor where Disney and Pixar won't take you.

I wish all 8 of the real Dofus were put into the game and I received the highest stat ones first

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Granted but the original eggs are 6 tongue

I wish I had Sharingan.

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Granted, you lose your eyesight to Neji Hyuga's Eight Trigrams: 128 Palms technique

I wish I was more confident to talk to girls face to face (but I'm still keeping my looks and the girls keep their looks and they're human and at my age)

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Granted, but now you're too popular with them that they don't even bother talkin gto you.

I wish I could be as cool as Kerub.

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Granted. Kerub is now a middle-aged man who sleeps all day and hates the world.

I wish characteristic scrolls were easier to get.

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Granted, all characteristic scrolls now give +0.5 in a stat and the scroll limit has been increased to 2000

I wish the global police force wasn't so stuck up and arrogant.

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Granted. The terrorists now take the piss out of them and rule the world.

I wish I could be bothered to do something :L

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Granted, you've been bothered enough to do something, you committed [REDACTED] to get away from it.

I wish all gangs in the U.S. were disbanded without a war.

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Granted. Mass genocide doesn't count as a war.

I wish this wasn't just us 2 :L

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Granted, there's a clone of me now so its 3 of us v_v

(dude, what race is tryin to kill themselves without gangs? =/)

I wish my girlfriend had more time to spend with me

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Granted. But she can't tell the difference between you and your clone, and so she spends it with your clone, you become increasingly lonely and shut yourself in a metal box.

(One gang managed to manufacture super-weapons, and then massacred everyone else)

I wish they would fix kolo

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(what gang did that??)

Granted, the fix ushers in level 50s grouping with level 200s to fight the randomly made teams of everyone else.

I wish the world would explode with me

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Granted, but when it exploded it created an alternate universe in which it didn't explode.

(Idk, I'm making stuff up here XD)

I wish my computer would run better games

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