Dear x, please Y

fikoko|2011-01-31 08:57:25

Dear cra's, please stop raping the zatoishwan servers with your chance builds.
Dear Pandawa's, please don't give up around level 30, you get stronger around level 80.
Dear members of the forum, please be kinder to each other.
Dear members of the community, please stop complaining about classes being overpowered/underpowered/inbetweenpowered.
Dear xelors, your agility build only lasts Godmode until level 100, please cry hard.

(your turn, do your worst)

 that was clever yet amazingly truthful...
cooky to fikoko...

Dear non-native English speakers, please stop using apostrophes incorrectly.

(OP again, shameless self-post)
Dear community, please don't behave like grammar Nazi's on a forum with members below 16 years of age.
Dear community, please stop hating on the OP just because he started a thread you could n't.
Dear marketplace, please stop having items above original market value. Up by 90% is impossible unless gelano's cure cancer now.
Dear community, please lurk more on the forum so you can post in useless but fun threads like these.
Dear masqueraider, please don't end up disappointing me like the rogue did.
Dear ankama, please tell me you are not killing off  yet another sexy character in season 2 of wakfu.

fikoko|2011-01-31 13:06:55

Dear ankama, please tell me you are not killing off  yet another sexy character in season 2 of wakfu.

 

I'll cry, I will. (again...*sniffle*)

Dear Soft Oak, please let me fight you someday. :3
Dear Ankama, please come have a convention in Ottawa.
Dear markets of Solar, please stabilize

fikoko|2011-01-31 08:57:25

Dear cra's, please stop raping the zatoishwan servers with your chance builds.

Dear members of the community, please stop complaining about classes being overpowered/underpowered/inbetweenpowered.

 
Dear topic starter, please be less hypocritical.

Dear forum avatar, please load normally for a change.
 
Edit: ~sigh~

Dear players, please stop adding me to your mastogob leech list just because I'm a sacrier and happend to be running by.

dear player over 100+ dont be big heads about your lvl's

Dear players below 100, don't ask me to run gobball or blop or to "leach at rat 2kk level plz oki grup?" It's annoying.
Dear players below 100, don't get pissed off and call me a jerk for not giving you a prespic set or 100kk or taking MY play time for YOUR needs.

I could go on and on and on and on.

Dear people, please be less people-ish.

*Travis

And be more like what exactly ?

Dear Ankama, please when you nerf the Cra don't rape them.
Dear Ankama, please only make lashing dodgeable.
Dear Ankama, why do Rogues and Masqueraid have "Class temples" if this is the World of 12?

Dear Ankama, please make my avatar actually work considering I am not 177 and pink and teal.

-Travis--|2011-02-01 07:05:57

Dear people, please be less people-ish.

*Travis

 

Dear Travis, please never stop being hilarious.
Dear Rushu-community, please donate kamas to fund my proffession leveling.
Dear useless post spammers, stop (no please for you).

Dear all, please stop complaining about osa's summons; if you join a group where I am, I don't see the point of you complaining during the run about my summons and about osas in general; you have seen when you have joined the group that I am an osa, hence I summon. x D On more than one occasion I have simply left fight, even if it was a room or two before some boss; it gets me annoyed, and sometimes quite badly, to see some join a group only to complain the whole time about some classes from that group x D
 
Dear all, if you join or start a group for a dung, please say your expectations from the beginning; it aint funny to see some of you insisiting and beging and showing off your lev six soul capture (which I have too, rofl) just before boss room, soul, then say you 'have to run and we'll do soul another time', then never bother to do the soul with the original group. I might not need the drops, or I might be willing to help you and even bring my enu to the soul, but do not treat me as a fool and get mad when one day I simply stop falling for your 'will do it another time' trick ; )
 
Dear all, I am farm/ baker 100, but please do not ask me to bake for you, cuz 'you ran out of bread'. I hardly farm/ bake for myself, I end up buying my bread most of the time. 
 
Dear bontas on zato, please keep most of the territory bonta; I have put wings on my chars only to farm zoths, rice and to use the imp carrier : D I don't want to have to change wings every 3 days : P Btw, you're doing a great job now : D
 
Dear all, please refrain from using swearing or racist words or gang people with your 15 accs, just cuz 'you had a hard day and you need to vent ig' : -/
 
Dear player whom I casually meet, take you to a run, and maybe even give you some drops, if I feel that day it is the right day for me to do a good deed, please do not pm me after every day asking me to do same/ other runs, give you all drops and soul for you with my stone - you're wasting your time, I won't do it : P And if I won't do it, probably because you have never pmed me asking what you can do for me, if I need any help or whatever, and cuz you only pmed me abt things I can do for you, always : P
 
Dear all, I can spend some time in arena with my enu from the other acc, or even bring the osa to your souls, but then I will be expecting that you will do the same for me, when I need it. If you think you won't have time, then please don't ask me for my chars and for my time, they are always people who need help and who are willing to return it. Also, please do not ask me to farm you piwi or gob mats with my enu (it happened, few times x D). And nope, please do not pm me for a 'gelano hunt' (where you eventually get the gelano I drop); thanks to the dofus gods, I have passed that stage : P
 
PS : In some cases, 'dear all' should have been 'dear player below 100/75/50; I won't be using that, cuz some might just get ... 'offended'.
 But... ...
dear player below 100, please do not assume all players above 100 are just cruel monsters (I've seen even worse names for the +100, given by the -100 on the forums ...). If we do not come to your jelly/ dopple stone/whatever hunt, it is because (as I have said somewhere above), you only pm for what we can do for you, and never for what you could do for us.

Dear players below level 100, please stop insulting higher level players when they choose to help you and please stop accusing them of being children, immature, or any other insult simply because they do not want to listen to you go on about everything you want.

Dear younger players, learn to speak properly. "We can group up" will never mean "Can we group up," even if you say it over and over again. Insulting people who can't quite understand what you mean because you can't say anything properly won't help either. We simply don't care enough to try to translate everything you say to normal speech.

Dear Jaah, please publish your dictionary.

Dear players below level 100, please remember that we were all under 100 at some point. Don't tell us that we don't know how it is when you have it far easier than we did when we were starting out.

Dear F2P players, please remember that you do not pay for the game. Quit whining about how you don't have content when, as stated above, you have more than we did when we started out.

Dear people who met me one time and continue to message me in the game, please remember that I will probably never remember you since there a lot of people in the game. Asking if I remember you every time you sign back in after several weeks will always be met with a "No" unless you did something worth remembering.

Dear freeloaders who message me when I have never met you, please STOP asking me for kamas, for gear, offering to buy the set I'm actually wearing, and stop trying to sell me junk I never asked for just because you see me buying something else in the Trade Chats.

Dear people who abuse the Trade and Recruitment Chats in the game, please knock it off. We don't care that some person ganged up on you and we really don't want to see your argument or insult contests because you get angry.

Dear people who spout off on the Trade and Recruitment Chats when I am sending something on Trade to be sold, please stop undermining my ability to make kamas and stop calling me a "Greedy F***." I am not overpricing items if I am underselling the market.

Dear people who refuse to understand what "Kamas only" means in the Trade Chat, please figure it out. If I say "Kamas only" that does not mean to fill up my trade screen or chats with a list of items and expect me to give you what I was selling.

Dear people below level 100, please remember that many of us above 100 are free to help you and that we do not mind occasionally. We do mind it when you seem to think that we are your only means of leveling, getting a spell or emote, or that you think we are ALWAYS going to be doing something that you can join. Often times, we are resource hunting, running a dungeon well beyond your level, and/or we are not doing anything and do not feel like doing anything other than chatting at that present moment in time.

Dear VoidofSouls, please lighten up on the below 100's, not ALL of them are that bad...

Dear players below level 100, please remember that I actually don't mind most of you. If you just don't insult me on a regular basis because I'm busy and if you try to help yourselves once in a while, we get a long great. Over half of my Friends List is filled with people below level 90 and they are not alternates of another player above level 100.

Dear SilentRevenge, please remember that it is easier to remember the ones who are horrible than the ones who are nice. It's also easier to talk about the ones who are horrible since the nice ones get on fine on their own.

Dear SilentRevenge, please continue in your posting form since I agree with pretty much all of them. You also make me laugh a great deal of the time simply because you can say the truth flat out. (I'm not being sarcastic. I'm quite serious on this part.)