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By Gunnerwolfang#2406 - FORMER SUBSCRIBER - February 05, 2012, 05:37:41
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Support.

That's enough of a joke in itself.

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What kind of eyes does a Cra love the most?

A Bat's.

What's a Sacrier's favorite song?

"One More Time" by Britney Spears

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i am MALE in dofus.

i am a guy in dofus.

i am married and loosing everything in dofus.

incarnam hotline for girlfriends is a drainage for gullible rich men, don't fall in like their money did.

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Sadida's dolls are a lot like a love partner: Caring and loving at first, but annoying later on down the road.

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So one day a Iop and a Sacrier were walking around Brakmar's edge.
They were both in a very heated argument about who's finisher was the most powerful.

So they decided to go into the Fungus Caverns and find one Fungal Creature weak to their element to prove their stories.

The Iop found a earth weak Fungus and instantly killed it in 1 critical Wrath.

The Iop said "Beat that, Bloodless"

So the Sacrier went to find a Neutral weak Fungus Creature and let it pummel him down to 50%.

But when he was gearing for Punishment, The Iop raced in and Wrathed the Fungus Creature before the Sacrier's very eyes.

The Sacrier said "What the hell Iop-brain!? That was MY kill!!!"

The Iop said "You were taking too long, I just showed you my finisher is WAY better then yours"

So the Sacrier, angry and annoyed about the Iop-brained Iop, Punished the Iop and walked away with the Iop's Sword, Shushu, kamas, and the Iop's girlfriend (a recently met young Fungus Creature).

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A sadi and osa were given a fine for littering the field. That'd teach them for going Vitality.

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These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense

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XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
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NecroGreg|2013-05-09 20:07:54
XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
He said no offense, how on earth can you still be offended?....
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Ankama wanted to go green to help slow down global warming. Unfortunately, adding global cooldowns to stuff did not solve anything.

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offended cuz he's not offensive.

seriously tho, he tells us that the jokes are bad first, then tells us no offense. so basically regardless of whether he's offensive or not, the jokes are bad. so yeah its an insult even if he doesn't mean it. i mean come on if you dont like the jokes, contribute one yer self to make up for the lack of good jokes here. its not like we brainstorm for this stuff, lets see...what do we get for posting in a thread like this....uhhh..forum post count...rather useless, whats more important...uhhh

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UK-FireFighter|2013-05-10 00:12:37
NecroGreg|2013-05-09 20:07:54
XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
He said no offense, how on earth can you still be offended?....

Greg is an irl friend of mine. He's basically joking.
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To be honest, I don't find my own joke funny enough. I don't know, it seems to lose its humor in the translation. But in real life, my joke can guarantee a laugh when delivered live.

Another thing is the difference of preference by different forumers to comedy. Every person have different level of "happy place". What we find funny might not be funny to others.

But don't let that discourage you from posting your own jokes. I'm sure someone, somewhere would laugh at your joke no matter what.

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UK-FireFighter|2013-05-10 00:12:37
NecroGreg|2013-05-09 20:07:54
XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
He said no offense, how on earth can you still be offended?....
I actually made fun of it.

Slowpokes everywhere :x
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In Dofus, "The Sound of Music" is referred to "The Sound of Raging".

The Hills are Alive, to the Sound of Raging.
With songs they have sung, for a couple years.
The nerfs fill my heart, to the sound of raging.
My heart wants to cry everytime, it does.

And of course, "Do-Re-Mi" becomes "No-Not-This"

No, a nerf, another nerf
Not, this silly, crap again
This, is the, most silly thing
That, Ankama really did.

"Maria" becomes "Ankama"

How do you solve a problem like Ankama?
How do you balance and get it just right?
How would you find a word that means these changes?

- Will be thinking of something to make fun of the song "My Favorite Things". Or maybe just make parodies of "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"tongue 

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NecroGreg|2013-05-10 13:19:50
UK-FireFighter|2013-05-10 00:12:37
NecroGreg|2013-05-09 20:07:54
XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
He said no offense, how on earth can you still be offended?....
I actually made fun of it.

Slowpokes everywhere :x

It seems the sarcasm was lost somewhere...

Slowpokes everywhere :x

... No offense.
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UK-FireFighter|2013-05-12 18:27:45
NecroGreg|2013-05-10 13:19:50
UK-FireFighter|2013-05-10 00:12:37
NecroGreg|2013-05-09 20:07:54
XehanordHeartless|2013-05-09 18:47:55
These are so bad it's not even funny xD

No offense
Thanks for the insult.
He said no offense, how on earth can you still be offended?....
I actually made fun of it.

Slowpokes everywhere :x

It seems the sarcasm was lost somewhere...

Slowpokes everywhere :x

... No offense.

The sarcasm wasn't really obvious, I agree. Or else I wouldn't bother commenting.
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A zombie walks up to a chafer and says "I need you to get some brains for me".

Chafer:"It is going to cost you"

Zombie: "How much?"

Chafer: "Well 5 kamas a pound for Enu and Xelor brains, 10 kamas a pound for the brains of other classes except Iops they cost 250,000 kamas a pound"

Zombie:"wow are Iop brains that good?"

Chafer: "Well I wouldn't say good but do you have any idea how many Iops it takes to make a pound of brains"

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I think Grey wins the prize.

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LGD's and Ben's are equal imo

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