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Noobish Moments - Part 1

By Benja-might#5358 - SUBSCRIBER - July 13, 2010, 15:46:31
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through out my time on dofus my most noobish moments are relived time and time again, my and girl friend used to play together both on 3-4 accounts each and after me timelesly telling her "i wouldnt try that, it wont end well". eventualy she grew out of dofus and left and i took over her accounts, thinking i knew how to play her chars beter than her she had 2 weeks of endless luaghs of watching me cast wrong spells at wrong time and killing whole teams of my chars, even to this day when i die she wispers into my ear "what kind of noob trys that"

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lazaustin|2010-07-16 15:09:00
I spent days gathering water from wells in Astrub to make stuff with. Then someone told me you could BUY water at any inn.

Hours and hours running between wells....


Yup I did this aswell wink Sat camping wells for days to make bread thinking i'm sure there was a way to get water quicker than this :S walked into an Inn saw they were selling water and nearly died.
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On server Aermyne, I went with a team of 8 to do Soft Oak Dungeon. Well we got the last room in about 2 hours. We were all around lv 100 on a new server, so not at our peak strength.
One of our team members, who was currently multi-accounting on 3 players decides to go afk for about 30 minutes.
So we wait...
He finally came back, reaching 3 hours in the Soft Oak dungeon, so we start the fight.

First turn Soft Oak gets 63 range, Cra and osa dies.
...we all died within 10 turns.

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aKa-Killah|2010-07-16 21:24:00
On server Aermyne, I went with a team of 8 to do Soft Oak Dungeon. Well we got the last room in about 2 hours. We were all around lv 100 on a new server, so not at our peak strength.
One of our team members, who was currently multi-accounting on 3 players decides to go afk for about 30 minutes.
So we wait...
He finally came back, reaching 3 hours in the Soft Oak dungeon, so we start the fight.

First turn Soft Oak gets 63 range, Cra and osa dies.
...we all died within 10 turns.

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Oh my gosh... that had to SOO suck!! I had a similar experience with Skeunk... but I'd rather not talk about it... 6 months ago, and I still hurt from it...lol.
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After reading my previous post you'd think it couldn't get worse ,right?

well i did :x

i was playing on an str iop 1xx , one of my favorite attacks was the Sword Of Iop attack , thinking this spell would also hit me i always made sure that the ra was far away enough to not hit me.

It was about 3 weeks later that i noticed another iop using the spell to hit monsters infront and behind him , shocked as i was i asked him '' How do you not get hit by the spell ohmy''

He told me the spell never hits the caster.....

**facepalm** ........

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hetslimsteteamindewereldvando|2010-07-19 17:41:00
After reading my previous post you'd think it couldn't get worse ,right?

well i did :x

i was playing on an str iop 1xx , one of my favorite attacks was the Sword Of Iop attack , thinking this spell would also hit me i always made sure that the ra was far away enough to not hit me.

It was about 3 weeks later that i noticed another iop using the spell to hit monsters infront and behind him , shocked as i was i asked him '' How do you not get hit by the spell ohmy''

He told me the spell never hits the caster.....

**facepalm** ........

lol, being a high level str. Iop myself, I feel your pain. In all fairness though, because Celestial DOES hit the Iop, I can see your reasoning for the SoI thinking.

Don't beat yourself up TOO hard for this... afterall... SoI doesn't...lol. wink
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Oh jeez. Noob moments. My noob moments. Days...
**Life

I'm such an incredible noob, 2 years and 75 levels later... (I've had a total of 3 weeks p2p time :3 don't laugh at me)
I'm still the biggest noob ever biggrin
Lets seee...

Level 15: Gave 30kk to some dude in incarnem for a 10 str, 10 intell Gob ammy. Scammed. Pwned.

Two days later: Same trick, new scammer. *facepalm*

Level 20: My friend (One of my BBFl's at the time) came up on an alt, saying he was "master" (I had no idea who he was, and didnt even think multi-accounting was possible). I told him off, saying it wasn't nice to call yourself "master", and a bunch of dumb stuff. Big argument, him repetedly insisting he was "master", me denouncing him. He left, and ignored me. I did the same. Almost 40 levels later, finally in Astrub, I was still running over it in my mind, wondering why it was still up there. Then, after all that time, I figured out who he was. [size="1"][/size]So Master-ofswords, if you ever read this, I sincerely apologize for my incredable stupididty.

Level 45: I finally download the game and come to Astrub.

And level 74: I am still wearing tree set pieces, an Eachure hat, and Elories. I am a str Sram.

There were other things, of course ^^ me finally figuring out that there were better things to fight at level 24 in incarnem than boars...like the chafers. Or the fact that wearing a purple piwi set at level 38 just didn't cut it. (Ceme, I still owe you biiiiig time for that Gob set.)

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Playing as an ecaflip, i got the quest of the outlaws(the ones where you get a reward if you catch them) took the Akornaddict, running over all of astrub, after about 3 hours, becoming very disapointed, when returning it and getting only 190 kamas!! and i was lvl 30....

Another nooby moment, i just started making flour, buying 100 water in the market for about 3000 kamas, about 3000 flours later, i discover that you can buy 1000 water for 1000 kamas

hetslimsteteamindewereldvando|2010-07-14 10:16:00
after wasting 10 gelano's( about 500kk ea on my server) i finally maged the 11th one with mp and ap , happy as i was ( they sell for about 20~25m in my server) i went to the kitchen to make some food because i was starving , when i got back my little brother was behind my laptop and he said he fed my livi ring geuss everyone can kinda figure out what happend...

I almost cried.... for real....
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Geez Cats, learn to post/edit or don't do it at all.

Anyways noobish moment here is when I died in Dofus (Ghost) and I deleted my character... I was like like 32. ( I thought I couldn't res.)

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Donosti|2010-07-20 00:32:00
Geez Cats, learn to post/edit or don't do it at all.

Anyways noobish moment here is when I died in Dofus (Ghost) and I deleted my character... I was like like 32. ( I thought I couldn't res.)


Lol. Wow.

Well, my noobish moment would probably be this.

At level 65 or so, some dude who wasn't wearing any gear (looked really poor) exchanged me. They didn't put anything in for like a whole minute, but right as I was about to press "cancel", I saw 100.. Million... kamas.. pop up in the box. O_o

They pressed confirm, and in my rush to confirm, I clicked cancel instead. A second later they said, "Rong person" or something like that. I was pissed.
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My great moment was 4 years ago (almost 5 now) when i started playing the game, I began testing proffessions and ofc making kamas, at that time i didn't knew of Astrub, Bonta or Brakmar simple cuz I was f2p.

After some time changing proffesions and selling stuff in Incarnam (Yeah when there no bots in incarnam pple bough the stuff to get the boone set) i had almost 25kk and ofc you can Imagine my feeling of superiority having that 25kk, I was so happy with my succes than after the weekend I become p2p, making happy my friends going down but I was so sure I can buy anything i Need with my 25kk, I remember running to Bonta to get my own adventure set, when i stoped at Tailor shop and finally the see the prices of the equips I almost yell!

After so much time and remembering I Think Learning Dofus had always noob moments cool

____
Lady Criedne Hail You All

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I'm a huge noob for a lot of things.
I started playing on 2007, and then quit, to come back during this year.
I still don't know about a lot of monsters and items that have been implemented since then.
Everytime I ask something about them, people go like "wow, you are level 100+, you should know this"

<_

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I've got noobish moments every day I play Dofus.

It all started back in 2009, when I made my first character - my lovely Feca - Bubble-Wrap. She was a mess... Every time I got 5 points, I used to put 1 point in each element, apart from Agility. And I did the same with the spells... I wore a Boon Set, then moved on to an Adventure Set.

Level 36, still in Incarnam, still wearing an Adventure Set.. Died by mistake and went down to Astrub. Cried about going down to Astrub, deleted Bubble Wrap..

Made a Sadida. Used to hide behind houses and boulders and PM people: "I'm am the all seeing ghost. I take notice of your every move, obey my orders!"
Eventually, they'd just zoom in and find out where I was. Eh...

Met an Eni, became friends. I saw him using Lighting Strike, fell in love with the spell. Deleted my Sadida, made an Eni. 40 Levels later I found out that you can buy Lighting Strike.

-,..,-

I met 2 people, they were French. They asked me if I knew French. I just found a French quote on some web page and every time they said something I just pasted it..

I am indeed, a very big noob. I've had a lot of noobish moments, I just don't remember all of them.. smile

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half-devilz|2010-07-20 18:48:00
I met 2 people, they were French. They asked me if I knew French. I just found a French quote on some web page and every time they said something I just pasted it..


Ha!
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Capwi|2010-07-20 13:51:00
Ha!


>:O
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half-devilz|2010-07-20 12:48:00
I met 2 people, they were French. They asked me if I knew French. I just found a French quote on some web page and every time they said something I just pasted it..


lol IMPOSTOR!!!! FRAUDEUR !!!!

Joker biggrin a proud French Canadian
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TheUnbeltedJoker|2010-07-20 14:18:00
lol IMPOSTOR!!!! FRAUDEUR !!!!

Joker biggrin a proud French Canadian


In my defense I really, really didn't know French.. I wonder what I told them... o.o
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Joker iz Canadian?

WOOOOT!
(There just aren't enough of us on here Dsmile

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My noob moment was probably around level 115. I had saved up enough money over a few weeks to buy a nice shiny new shield so I could start PvP. What I didn't know was that my sword was two handed. I wasted weeks and thousands of kamas on a shield I could never use.

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My noob moment was when I used to go to the baker's workshop with hundreds of ingriedients and I'd put them into the slots one by one and make bread and do the same thing over and over. Then my cousin showed me that you can just press the Qty button, place how much you want to make click the button and just walk away. LOL.

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