Met an Eni, became friends. I saw him using Lighting Strike, fell in love with the spell. Deleted my Sadida, made an Eni. 40 Levels later I found out that you can buy Lighting Strike.
I met 2 people, they were French. They asked me if I knew French. I just found a French quote on some web page and every time they said something I just pasted it..
These were great... got me laughing pretty hard...thanks.
My noob moment was when I used to go to the baker's workshop with hundreds of ingriedients and I'd put them into the slots one by one and make bread and do the same thing over and over. Then my cousin showed me that you can just press the Qty button, place how much you want to make click the button and just walk away. LOL.
OH MY GOSH!!!! What level baker did you get to doing it this way? In all fairness, I actually didn't even START a profession for a long time, because I thought this same way (had to do it one at a time)... my thinking was "Who would waste so much time... this takes FOREVER"...lol.
Gonna post a noobish moment about my wife the other day (she plays too). She was going to run the Ark dungeon on Oto Island, her and some friends, but they didn't have any keys. I had loads, so I ran over there, passed her 6 and her friends 4, and then logged off Dofus (I was about to go somewhere else). They run over to the dungeon, and everyone gets in, except my wife... who can't seem to find the keys. I come back to the room and she says she doesn't have them, I must have cancelled the exchange. So I log on, can't find the keys in my bag... thinking it may have been a 2.0 glitch, I grab 2 more keys, and run over to the dungeon to pass them to her. Once this is done, I log off, walk to her computer to make sure she has them, and she says "Oh, you know what... I forgot, I think I put the keys on my mount"......
Needless to say, I don't think I need to tell you where the 6 keys were found.
OH MY GOSH!!!! What level baker did you get to doing it this way? In all fairness, I actually didn't even START a profession for a long time, because I thought this same way (had to do it one at a time)... my thinking was "Who would waste so much time... this takes FOREVER"...lol.
There was a time in Dofus when one-at-a-time WAS the only way to make bread.
Okay, here we go with my first char, loooong ago, 5 years maybe, when there were no farming bots (yes, there was such a peaceful time!):
I had some items on my first char that I wanted to transfer to my second. Hm - tricky...
I decided to go for a walk to the Astrubian fields to find a quiet place. Once I found a good map with a big rock in a corner and noone around, I walked up to hide behind the big rock, dropped the items on the ground that I wanted to transfer to the other char. Then, I relogged as fast as I could my other char to pick up the stuff behind the rock. I did this over and over...till I found out that there's a bank in the middle of Noob town, LOL.
Later I found out about the transparent mode as well, hehe.
I spent days gathering water from wells in Astrub to make stuff with. Then someone told me you could BUY water at any inn.
Hours and hours running between wells....
Thing is, it happened to me and lots of other players too. First it happened to me, I was running in Incarnam between wells, gathering water. There were several other guys doing the same thing.
Then, someone told me that I could just buy it in the Inn. An idea popped into my mind.
So, I bought 1000 water in the inn, and put myself to the merchant mode near some well for a weekend selling it for 50 kamas per bucket. This way I got my first 50kk being level 6.
So, you are not the only one gathering water from the wells
Thing is, it happened to me and lots of other players too. First it happened to me, I was running in Incarnam between wells, gathering water. There were several other guys doing the same thing.
Then, someone told me that I could just buy it in the Inn. An idea popped into my mind.
So, I bought 1000 water in the inn, and put myself to the merchant mode near some well for a weekend selling it for 50 kamas per bucket. This way I got my first 50kk being level 6.
So, you are not the only one gathering water from the wells
i was level 50 and at the bonta bank getting ready to buy a new ring and who should be outside but my guilds leader and my cousin so i strike up a conversation with him asking what to do to turn into a larva. but just like seghed my freind didn't respond
xD Following the merchant mode thing, for the longest of times I always assumed that everyone in Merchant Mode were people who left their computers running 24/7. I think the people spamming the trade chat mentioning the wares on their merchant before leaving made me think they were already in merchant mode.
capslok|2010-07-19 23:56:00
Level 20: My friend (One of my BBFl's at the time) came up on an alt, saying he was "master" (I had no idea who he was, and didnt even think multi-accounting was possible). I told him off, saying it wasn't nice to call yourself "master", and a bunch of dumb stuff. Big argument, him repetedly insisting he was "master", me denouncing him. He left, and ignored me. I did the same. Almost 40 levels later, finally in Astrub, I was still running over it in my mind, wondering why it was still up there. Then, after all that time, I figured out who he was. [size="1"][/size]So Master-ofswords, if you ever read this, I sincerely apologize for my incredable stupididty.
i was level 50 and at the bonta bank getting ready to buy a new ring and who should be outside but my guilds leader and my cousin so i strike up a conversation with him asking what to do to turn into a larva. but just like seghed my freind didn't respond
This was Great!!! Definetely brought a good laugh. Thanks.
Noobish moments... I was around level 80 at this time. I used to have 2 Gelanoes, a +1 Ap one and another statless one. Planned on feeding the statless one to my livi ring and ended up feeding it with my AP one . Yeah....
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July 26, 2010, 01:06:31
lol these are all so funny my biggest noob moment was when i was lvl 50 and I saw a pink dragoone pet 50 wisdom certif for 200kk.. little did i know that it has a 3mk fee to get it out =0. so i sold it for 700kk =D to someone who made the same mistake as me. only bigger =p
I was leeching him at the Grassy plains at Otomai and then he asked me if he could borrow my Pink Dragoone for a fight or so. I gave it to him and then he returned it. This next time, there was this Polished Crackler arch that i found, and he asked if he could borrow it for that fight. I gave it to him and then after the fight, he recalled back to Astrub and logged off. I was like "<_>. That was the first time i got scammed, and that too to a person i really trusted. And then, i managed to get another Dragoone with help from a really good friend . Yeah....
Jolly-Rodgers
#1 reason I refuse to lend out my Dragoon... I'm afraid of this very thing happening. It totally sucks for you that it was a good friend... what a shame... betraying a good friendship for 1 Pink Dragoon.
I have heard of people getting scammed out of their money, but never knew how someone could fall for such a thing... until... I almost fell for one! I'm so glad I was in a "goofy" mood when I almost made the mistake.
Someone yelled on the Merchant Channel that they were "Quitting Dofus, and was giving all him kama's away, to the person with the highest amount of money". 2.0 was just around the corner, and thinking people were quitting, was not too uncommon. I, being sillty, ran over to him (Bonta Zaap), and asked him for the money. He loaded like 500kk into his side of the trade... I cliked "confirm", but he said "Show your kama's". Being silly, I loaded up like 45k or something like that and sent him a message saying "See... I really need the money...lol", and hit the confirm button. He then told me "I'm only giving to people with a LOT of kamas", and cancelled the exchange.
It wasn't until this point I realized he was "Scamming" people with loads of kamas. He would load 500kk into his side, ask to see their kama's, and if it was more than HE had, he would hit the exchange button. Some people totally forget they have their OWN kama's loaded in the exchange, then hit the confirmation button as well. If he can give away 500kk of his own money, to get 1.2mk of YOURS... he just made a nice little profit!
Too bad people try to do these things, but I was SOOOOO glad I hadn't actually loaded my 12mk into the box to "Show off"...lol. Hopefully this noobish moment saves someone else from possibly falling for this scam.
I got stuck in Incarnum, the first time I played the game, I got stuck in the very top of the floating island, and I couldn't figure out how to get out (didn't know what the sun stars did), so I constantly spammed the incarnum chat, "Help me! I'm stuck in Incarnum and I can't get out". I got a lot of LOLs and ROFLs, but no one thought I was stupid enough to not figure it out... 3 days later (hand't been playing the whole time) I ran to the edge of the map, one final time, and I teleported to another map. Same problem. xD Within 10 minutes I figured out what the suns did. :"> Embarassing.
i know you said at least lvl 4 or above sooo.. im gunna guess lvl 5 iop.
my first encounter with a tofu!
AS being iin iop i figured u wanna get close to ur oppenet as possible... so i would keep running towards the tofu. the tofu will hit me and run away from my reach everytime (5mins later i died)
lvl 30 solar server. My first encounter seeing a mount! (my thought wow this is a rare monster!!) ATTACK!!! i soon found out it was another char.(lvl 95) killed me in one turn
Hey guys, don't know if somone already posted somthing like this, but here's my biggest noobish moment.
So, I must have run Black Rat dungeon maybe fifty times that day. I was power-leveling my Eni, and desperate for any form of EXP. I finally got accepted into a Black Rat soul, so trying to show some gratefullness, (and not thinking straight at the moment) I decided that healing them all would be great. No. Not so great. They all, ALL died. I watched with horror as each one of their characters died in their respective ways. I felt SO bad, I boght them three Black Rat souls.
These were great... got me laughing pretty hard...thanks.
OH MY GOSH!!!! What level baker did you get to doing it this way? In all fairness, I actually didn't even START a profession for a long time, because I thought this same way (had to do it one at a time)... my thinking was "Who would waste so much time... this takes FOREVER"...lol.
Needless to say, I don't think I need to tell you where the 6 keys were found.
<>Benjamight<>
There was a time in Dofus when one-at-a-time WAS the only way to make bread.
*shudder*
When I made an Eca for dual-Bluff.
-Cato
I had some items on my first char that I wanted to transfer to my second. Hm - tricky...
I decided to go for a walk to the Astrubian fields to find a quiet place. Once I found a good map with a big rock in a corner and noone around, I walked up to hide behind the big rock, dropped the items on the ground that I wanted to transfer to the other char. Then, I relogged as fast as I could my other char to pick up the stuff behind the rock. I did this over and over...till I found out that there's a bank in the middle of Noob town, LOL.
Later I found out about the transparent mode as well, hehe.
And YES, I feel ashamed. Kind of.
Thing is, it happened to me and lots of other players too. First it happened to me, I was running in Incarnam between wells, gathering water. There were several other guys doing the same thing.
Then, someone told me that I could just buy it in the Inn. An idea popped into my mind.
So, I bought 1000 water in the inn, and put myself to the merchant mode near some well for a weekend selling it for 50 kamas per bucket. This way I got my first 50kk being level 6.
So, you are not the only one gathering water from the wells
Wow, that was great planning!
This is still the most amusing one to me. xD
Sorry. That one killed meh
EDIT: Ya...well I still don't find it so amusing D; I felt like a total jerk...
This was Great!!! Definetely brought a good laugh. Thanks.
Jolly-Rodgers
#1 reason I refuse to lend out my Dragoon... I'm afraid of this very thing happening. It totally sucks for you that it was a good friend... what a shame... betraying a good friendship for 1 Pink Dragoon.
I have heard of people getting scammed out of their money, but never knew how someone could fall for such a thing... until... I almost fell for one! I'm so glad I was in a "goofy" mood when I almost made the mistake.
Someone yelled on the Merchant Channel that they were "Quitting Dofus, and was giving all him kama's away, to the person with the highest amount of money". 2.0 was just around the corner, and thinking people were quitting, was not too uncommon. I, being sillty, ran over to him (Bonta Zaap), and asked him for the money. He loaded like 500kk into his side of the trade... I cliked "confirm", but he said "Show your kama's". Being silly, I loaded up like 45k or something like that and sent him a message saying "See... I really need the money...lol", and hit the confirm button. He then told me "I'm only giving to people with a LOT of kamas", and cancelled the exchange.
It wasn't until this point I realized he was "Scamming" people with loads of kamas. He would load 500kk into his side, ask to see their kama's, and if it was more than HE had, he would hit the exchange button. Some people totally forget they have their OWN kama's loaded in the exchange, then hit the confirmation button as well. If he can give away 500kk of his own money, to get 1.2mk of YOURS... he just made a nice little profit!
Too bad people try to do these things, but I was SOOOOO glad I hadn't actually loaded my 12mk into the box to "Show off"...lol. Hopefully this noobish moment saves someone else from possibly falling for this scam.
<>Benjamight<>
did you happen to be on solar or rosal server?
my first encounter with a tofu!
AS being iin iop i figured u wanna get close to ur oppenet as possible... so i would keep running towards the tofu. the tofu will hit me and run away from my reach everytime (5mins later i died)
lvl 30 solar server. My first encounter seeing a mount! (my thought wow this is a rare monster!!) ATTACK!!! i soon found out it was another char.(lvl 95) killed me in one turn
Really embrassing .
~Dunno~
So, I must have run Black Rat dungeon maybe fifty times that day. I was power-leveling my Eni, and desperate for any form of EXP. I finally got accepted into a Black Rat soul, so trying to show some gratefullness, (and not thinking straight at the moment) I decided that healing them all would be great. No. Not so great. They all, ALL died. I watched with horror as each one of their characters died in their respective ways. I felt SO bad, I boght them three Black Rat souls.