Noobish Moments - Part 1

Ground Zero...
good old times, me and my friend we made a team. I had an osa and he had a cra..
we were both around level 10 when we went out of incarnam and went chasing gobbals at astrub surroundings.

Then there was this one map where we kept losing cuz of some hench that was put there, that was ground zero

binken|2010-07-26 17:06:00

Hey guys, don't know if somone already posted somthing like this, but here's my biggest noobish moment.

So, I must have run Black Rat dungeon maybe fifty times that day. I was power-leveling my Eni, and desperate for any form of EXP. I finally got accepted into a Black Rat soul, so trying to show some gratefullness, (and not thinking straight at the moment) I decided that healing them all would be great. No. Not so great. They all, ALL died. I watched with horror as each one of their characters died in their respective ways. I felt SO bad, I boght them three Black Rat souls.

LOL!!! I can only IMAGINE how you felt watching them die off... this was SOOO funny!

I think that was great you replaced the soul.

lol, thanks for the good laugh! This is one of my favorite Forums to read on the General Discussion section.

HCMongoose|2010-07-20 01:27:00

Lol. Wow.

Well, my noobish moment would probably be this.

At level 65 or so, some dude who wasn't wearing any gear (looked really poor) exchanged me. They didn't put anything in for like a whole minute, but right as I was about to press "cancel", I saw 100.. Million... kamas.. pop up in the box. O_o

They pressed confirm, and in my rush to confirm, I clicked cancel instead. A second later they said, "Rong person" or something like that. I was pissed.

Lol you know what that probably was? A kamas vender looking for someone, thinking you were him xD

Demodude|2010-07-26 19:06:00

Lol you know what that probably was? A kamas vender looking for someone, thinking you were him xD

Haha, what if he accepted? The person who bought those kamas would be really pissed xD

Jolly-Rodgers

On a brand new server where almost every new piece of equipment was worth 10x it's normal amount, I was hyped to put some modern gear on my agi/crit sram.

I tried crafting a king jellix's crown, knowing it was a hidden recipe and using dofus wiki as my recipe guide.
I had every material in my inventory and I placed them all

...but one strawberry jelly

When I clicked that "ok", and saw that strawberry jelly in my inventory with the corner of my eye. A part of me died.

aKa-Killah|2010-07-27 07:23:00

On a brand new server where almost every new piece of equipment was worth 10x it's normal amount, I was hyped to put some modern gear on my agi/crit sram.

I tried crafting a king jellix's crown, knowing it was a hidden recipe and using dofus wiki as my recipe guide.
I had every material in my inventory and I placed them all

...but one strawberry jelly

When I clicked that "ok", and saw that strawberry jelly in my inventory with the corner of my eye. A part of me died.

Ouch! I feel your pain!

Bwaha, aKa-Killah, I laughed so hard at your post. xD

I bought the necklace of the jellix set for all my money (100kk, when i was a nubbins) because i thought it was a good price because the gelano is so pricey.

I was level 15 or 20, outside of Astrub, when I saw a centaur wandering around the screen. I probably spent a good twenty minutes or so, asking where I could go so that I could be a centaur too. (After introducing myself and explaining that I was new to Dofus.) I thought they were afk, so I'd wait a couple of minutes, start asking them again once I saw them moving again. (Because clearly they were back at their computer now.)

At the end of my patience before I left the screen, I said. "You know, if it's such a big secret, you could have just said so instead of ignoring me. It's rather rude to not even acknowledge me when I'm asking you nicely. I'll find out how eventually. I hope you are more considerate to the next person you meet."

.....

Yes I was bugging a Perceptor repeatedly and was offended that I was being ignored.

Well I now have negative wings, after I attacked my netural friend for pissing me off, and saying my character looked like a retard haha

RhazyaHayes|2010-07-28 03:21:00

I was level 15 or 20, outside of Astrub, when I saw a centaur wandering around the screen. I probably spent a good twenty minutes or so, asking where I could go so that I could be a centaur too. (After introducing myself and explaining that I was new to Dofus.) I thought they were afk, so I'd wait a couple of minutes, start asking them again once I saw them moving again. (Because clearly they were back at their computer now.)

At the end of my patience before I left the screen, I said. "You know, if it's such a big secret, you could have just said so instead of ignoring me. It's rather rude to not even acknowledge me when I'm asking you nicely. I'll find out how eventually. I hope you are more considerate to the next person you meet."

.....

Yes I was bugging a Perceptor repeatedly and was offended that I was being ignored.

this made me laugh so much!

the first time I saw them I just thought they were a special monster so ofc attacked right away and died, I was only lvl 10ish at the time though so was a noob doing many noobish things

I attacked a perc (perc was like lvl 10)(i had no idea what it was i thought it would be fun :S) when i was like 20s with my agi xelor and i was only wearing a boon set . So nobody joined the fight or they were all offline.I kept stealing ap and i guess Rocks ap cost more than it has so he never attacked and it took me like 2/3 hours to kill him as i remember (was like waaay before).After that i said "yay!they are easy im gonna kill somemore!but i want to kill stronger one!" so i took a iop with gobbal set . We attacked the perc and we saw like 5/6 150s joining the fight , i never attacked a perc again

~Dunno~

binken|2010-07-26 23:06:00

Hey guys, don't know if somone already posted somthing like this, but here's my biggest noobish moment.

So, I must have run Black Rat dungeon maybe fifty times that day. I was power-leveling my Eni, and desperate for any form of EXP. I finally got accepted into a Black Rat soul, so trying to show some gratefullness, (and not thinking straight at the moment) I decided that healing them all would be great. No. Not so great. They all, ALL died. I watched with horror as each one of their characters died in their respective ways. I felt SO bad, I boght them three Black Rat souls.

I've had a similar experience with my level 13 Eni.

Fortriu uses Healing Word on Macdragon, restoring 11 HP.
Macdragon loses 2245 HP.
Macdragon is dead!
Fortriu: Shit.

RhazyaHayes|2010-07-28 02:21:00

I was level 15 or 20, outside of Astrub, when I saw a centaur wandering around the screen. I probably spent a good twenty minutes or so, asking where I could go so that I could be a centaur too. (After introducing myself and explaining that I was new to Dofus.) I thought they were afk, so I'd wait a couple of minutes, start asking them again once I saw them moving again. (Because clearly they were back at their computer now.)

At the end of my patience before I left the screen, I said. "You know, if it's such a big secret, you could have just said so instead of ignoring me. It's rather rude to not even acknowledge me when I'm asking you nicely. I'll find out how eventually. I hope you are more considerate to the next person you meet."

.....

Yes I was bugging a Perceptor repeatedly and was offended that I was being ignored.

This story was PRICELESS!!! How rude of that perc to do that to you.

Thanks for the good morning laugh.

RhazyaHayes|2010-07-27 21:21:00

I was level 15 or 20, outside of Astrub, when I saw a centaur wandering around the screen. I probably spent a good twenty minutes or so, asking where I could go so that I could be a centaur too. (After introducing myself and explaining that I was new to Dofus.) I thought they were afk, so I'd wait a couple of minutes, start asking them again once I saw them moving again. (Because clearly they were back at their computer now.)

At the end of my patience before I left the screen, I said. "You know, if it's such a big secret, you could have just said so instead of ignoring me. It's rather rude to not even acknowledge me when I'm asking you nicely. I'll find out how eventually. I hope you are more considerate to the next person you meet."

.....

Yes I was bugging a Perceptor repeatedly and was offended that I was being ignored.

i did the almost the exact same thing except some other people are on the map when i was doing that

Mmm my turn my first character was an eni I spent the charachteristics points on earth/strong because i thought my eni will hit harder XD

RhazyaHayes|2010-07-28 03:21:00

I was level 15 or 20, outside of Astrub, when I saw a centaur wandering around the screen. I probably spent a good twenty minutes or so, asking where I could go so that I could be a centaur too. (After introducing myself and explaining that I was new to Dofus.) I thought they were afk, so I'd wait a couple of minutes, start asking them again once I saw them moving again. (Because clearly they were back at their computer now.)

At the end of my patience before I left the screen, I said. "You know, if it's such a big secret, you could have just said so instead of ignoring me. It's rather rude to not even acknowledge me when I'm asking you nicely. I'll find out how eventually. I hope you are more considerate to the next person you meet."

.....

Yes I was bugging a Perceptor repeatedly and was offended that I was being ignored.

I actually did this as well hahaha

When I first joined Dofus, it took me 6months too reach level 20 >.>

Another nooby momment was when I thought a player was an NPC, and I asked people why I couldn't click on him too start dialog >.> (for some reason the usual tools such as Pm and things wouldn't come up)

When I was level 6 there was a guy in a highlevel guild, and I was bugging him for what felt like ages, because he was afk. I was angry he was ignoring me, and I was demanding that he'd let me join his guild. I didn't quite understand why I wasn't allowed in. haha

When I first joined Dofus I left the temple and got to level 2. A guy was standing out there, asking if anyone there was level 1. I lied about my level and said I was. He gave me a FULL PIWI GEAR! I was so happy, I ran around showing off my awesome set, going OmG I have a FULL PIWI SET!! I HAVE EQUIPmENT!! I thought I was super good at the game, and even reached level SIX! I still have the acc with my full piwi set.

ever been on your way to koolich and gone into autopilot?

was running along happily dodging mobs and killing the small ones to get by when I realised the group chat asking why I was being so slow was getting bigger so I replied that I was nearly there and kept running, finally got to the entrance

asked if everyone was inside cos couldnt see them, and they said no they were all outside the koolich entrance

at which point I realised I was at the Skeunk entrance...

ps. do I post in this thread too often or is it just saying somthing about me when I play whilst tired...

well... i'll post my noobish moment (at least the last one)...

this happen a few weeks ago... It happened with my main character, a level 60 and sometinhg sac... I wanted a dragolyre to my vit osa. As the sac has all the kamas, I use her for shopping... so I went and buy the dreggon eggs, and headed to dreggon peninsula to trade them for an old dreggon bone... I waited for ages till I could get to the map where the NPC is, minding the dreggons as I didn't want to get back to astrub in no time, there was some bug with the NPC, couldn't trade the eggs. Next day, same torture of getting through the dreggons without being attacked, NPC was working fine again. Hurray! Finally, my bone!

A few days later, a friend and I go to the workshop to make the amulet. couldn't find the bone to give him... damm! where is the bone? can't find it! I'll see if it's in bank. nothing.

Then, I remembered to check my ghast. Guess what? last meal: old dreggon bone. oh no!

I didn't think about the kamas, it wasn't that much, I just don't wanna pass through the dreggons again.